My Cat Schedules Cuddle Appointments

So apparently, my cat has a Google Calendar I don’t know about. Every day, like clockwork, she’ll march over, flop onto her back, and stare at me with that look: “Human, it’s time. Belly rubs. Now.” If I’m late, she’ll escalate—first the gentle paw tap, then the full-on dramatic sigh. Ignore her long enough and she’ll start knocking things off the table. I used to think I was in charge here, but let’s be real: I’m just the hired help for her daily spa treatment. And yes, she’s picky. Too soft? She’ll glare. Too rough? She’ll bite. Get it just right? She’ll purr like a tiny engine and pretend she’s not enjoying it (but we both know she is). Anyone else’s pet have a strict belly rub policy, or is my cat just running a dictatorship? #PetLife #CatOwners #BellyRubs #Pets