I woke up this morning to a furry loaf snoring on my chest. Not my cat. Not even my idea. But apparently, I’m a cat parent now. Last night, I left the window open for some fresh air. This tiny, scrappy tabby just waltzed in like she owned the place, gave me a look that said, “You live here? Cute.” I tried to shoo her out, but she ignored me and made herself at home on my favorite hoodie. I caved. I gave her some tuna (don’t judge me, it’s all I had). Now she’s acting like we’ve been roommates for years. So, if anyone’s missing a cat with zero respect for personal space and a PhD in manipulation, let me know. Otherwise, I guess I’m in the club now. Pet ownership: 0/10 for boundaries, 10/10 for surprise cuddles. #CatLife #PetAdoption #UnexpectedRoommate #Pets #Cats