Confessions of a Cat’s Full-Time Human

I used to think I was running my own life—until my cat moved in and took over. Now, my daily schedule revolves around her nap times, snack breaks, and the occasional zoomies at 3 a.m. She’s got a sixth sense for when I’m about to do something important, and that’s exactly when she’ll sit on my laptop or demand a treat. She’s not just a pet; she’s my boss, my therapist, and my most judgmental roommate. She’ll stare me down if I’m late with dinner, but she’s also the first to curl up next to me when I’m feeling low. Turns out, the real MVP isn’t the one who cleans the litter box—it’s the one who reminds you to slow down, be present, and accept that sometimes, you’re just the sidekick in your own home. Cat people, you get it. Everyone else? Good luck. #CatLife #PetBoss #FurryTherapist #Pets