Surviving Baby + Pet Chaos: My Crash Course

So, you’re about to introduce a tiny human to your fur child. Welcome to the Hunger Games, Parenting Edition. Here’s what actually helped me keep my sanity (and my dog’s tail wagging): Don’t redecorate overnight. My dog lost his mind when the crib showed up. I started sneaking in baby stuff one piece at a time, then bribed him with treats in the nursery. Suddenly, the baby’s room = snack central. Gates are your new best friend. If your pet’s a shadow, practice closed doors now. Trust me, it’s easier than explaining to your dog why he can’t sleep on the changing table. Baby sounds? Start playing YouTube wails while your pet eats. Yes, you’ll hate it, but it works. Smells: Rub baby lotion on your hands, then toss treats. Fake it till you make it. Never trust silence. If you can’t watch both, separate them. You’ll thank me later. Need more help? Call a behavior helpline before you’re both crying. #NewBaby #PetLife #ParentingHacks #Pets