My Cat’s Door-Dashing Drama: How I Survived

Ever tried negotiating with a tiny, furry escape artist? My cat treats the front door like it’s the portal to Narnia. I’ve tried everything: sneaking out the garage, bribing her with treats, even training her to sit (she just blinks at me like I’m the idiot). Guests? She sees them as accomplices. Now, she gets locked in the bathroom during parties—sorry, not sorry. Pro tip: Don’t make the door a petting zone. Ignore the little gremlin until you’re deep inside the house. Also, puzzle feeders are a game-changer—she’s too busy smacking kibble out of a ball to plot her next escape. And yes, she’s spayed. No romantic midnight rendezvous for her. We compromised: she gets a window perch and supervised sunbathing in a makeshift catio. She still glares at me, but at least she’s safe. Anyone else’s cat plotting world domination via the front door? #CatLife #PetSafety #IndoorCats #Pets #Cats