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When Your Dog Thinks Your Hand Is a Snack

So, my dog has this new hobby: mistaking my fingers for chew toys. I’ll be sitting there, minding my own business, and suddenly—CHOMP. Not hard enough to hurt, but just enough to remind me who’s boss around here (hint: it’s not me). I swear, he gives me this look like, “You’re lucky I’m cute.” And honestly, he’s right. I can’t even get mad. Instead, I just sit there, hand in his mouth, contemplating my life choices and wondering if this is payback for all the times I called him a ‘good boy’ after he stole my socks. Anyone else’s pet have a weird way of showing affection? Or is my dog just a tiny, furry shark in disguise? Either way, I guess I’ll keep my hands to myself… until treat time, of course. #PetLife #DogProblems #FurryFriends #Pets

2025-06-02
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