Why My Dog Can't Be Trusted With Anything

So, I bought a new throw pillow. It lasted exactly 14 minutes before my dog, Max, decided it was a chew toy. He looked me dead in the eye as he ripped it open, stuffing flying everywhere like confetti at a parade. I tried to reason with him (yes, I talk to my dog), but he just wagged his tail and pranced around like he’d won the lottery. This isn’t the first time. Plants, shoes, even my favorite headphones—nothing is safe. I want to be mad, but honestly, his guilty face is so ridiculous it’s impossible. So here I am, sweeping up the remains of yet another victim, wondering if pet-proofing is even a thing or just a myth. Anyone else living with a furry tornado? Please tell me I’m not alone in this chaos. #PetLife #DogProblems #Relatable #Pets