Is My Dog Secretly Judging Me?

So, I just caught my dog staring at me from across the room. Not the cute, tail-wagging kind of stare—more like the silent, all-knowing glare of someone who’s seen too much. He’s sitting there, paws crossed, looking like he’s about to drop some ancient wisdom or maybe just roast my life choices. Is this normal? Do all pets do this, or did I accidentally adopt a tiny, furry therapist? Sometimes I wonder if he’s plotting something, or if he’s just disappointed I haven’t taken him for his third walk today. Either way, I’m starting to feel like the pet in this relationship. Anyone else’s pets act like they’re silently judging your every move? Or is mine just a little too emotionally intelligent for his own good? #PetLife #DogOwners #PetBehavior #Pets