A Stray Cat Just Hired Me as Its Human

Okay, so picture this: I’m on my lunch break, minding my own business, when this random cat strolls into the office like it owns the place. No collar, just pure confidence. It sits on my keyboard, stares at me, and I swear it’s judging my typing speed. Naturally, I panic—do I feed it? Call animal control? Or just accept my new role as Cat Butler? The team’s divided: half want to adopt it, the other half are allergic. Meanwhile, the cat’s making itself at home, stealing snacks and hearts. Anyone else ever get adopted by a stray at work? What’s the protocol here? Do I just let it nap on my reports, or is there a secret cat HR I should notify? Advice (and cat memes) welcome. #StrayCat #OfficeLife #PetStories #Pets #Cats