My Cat Thinks the Washing Machine Is a Throne

So, my cat has officially claimed the washing machine as her personal kingdom. I walked into the laundry room to find her sprawled across the top, looking at me like I was the intruder. She’s got this whole routine now—every time I start a load, she hops up, kneads the warm surface, and stares out the window like she’s contemplating the meaning of life (or plotting my demise). I tried moving her once. Rookie mistake. Cue the drama: offended tail flicks, a glare that could melt steel, and a meow that sounded suspiciously like, “How dare you?” Honestly, I think she believes the spin cycle is her personal massage chair. Anyone else’s pets have weird obsessions with appliances? Or is my cat just living in 3024 while the rest of us are stuck in 2024? #PetLife #CatPerson #WeirdPetHabits #Pets