My Cat Outsmarted Me (Again) With Her Toy

So I bought Luna this ridiculously cute sushi plushie, thinking she’d either ignore it (classic) or try to eat it (also classic). Instead, she’s been dragging it around the apartment like it’s her emotional support roll. She even brings it to her food bowl, stares at me, and then dramatically flops on her side as if to say, “See? I know it’s not real food, but I’m still disappointed in you.” I swear, she’s trolling me at this point. Every time I try to play fetch, she just bats it under the couch and gives me that look: “You wanted exercise? Go get it yourself.” Honestly, I’m starting to think she’s the one training me. Anyone else’s pet act like they’re above toys (and humans)? Or is my cat just a tiny, furry mastermind? #PetLife #CatPerson #FurryOverlords #Pets