So apparently, my cat has declared war on my houseplants. I left the room for two minutes—TWO—and came back to find her sitting smack in the middle of my poor monstera, looking like she’d just unearthed a long-lost treasure. Dirt everywhere. Roots exposed. The plant’s dignity? Gone. She looked up at me with those big, innocent eyes, as if to say, “What? I’m helping!” Honestly, I can’t even be mad. She’s got that face that makes you question your own sanity for caring about a plant more than a pet. Now I’m googling ‘pet-proof plant hacks’ and wondering if I should just give up and buy fake plants. Anyone else’s furball treat your home like their personal excavation site? Tips welcome. Or just commiserate with me in the comments. Misery loves company, right? #PetProblems #CatLife #PlantParent #Pets