My Cat Only Performs for the Camera

Every time I try to show someone how cute my cat is, she acts like she’s been possessed by a gremlin. But the second I pull out my phone, she’s suddenly the world’s most photogenic feline—posing, purring, and giving me those big anime eyes. I swear, she knows exactly what a camera is. No witnesses? She’s chaos incarnate. Camera on? She’s a Vogue cover model. My friends think I’m exaggerating until they see it in real time: one second she’s knocking over my coffee, the next she’s delicately grooming herself like she’s in a shampoo commercial. Honestly, I think she’s running her own secret influencer account at this point. Anyone else’s pet only turn on the charm when there’s proof involved? Or is my cat just a furry little narcissist? #PetLife #CatPerson #PetInfluencer #Pets