Spent $$$ on a Dog Bed, He Prefers the Box

Why do I even try? Spent half my paycheck on a plush, orthopedic dog bed that’s supposed to be the canine equivalent of a five-star hotel. Unboxed it with dramatic flair, expecting my dog, Max, to leap in and instantly achieve nirvana. Instead, he sniffs it once, gives me the side-eye, and proceeds to curl up in the cardboard box it came in. I’m starting to think he’s trolling me on purpose. The bed? Untouched. The box? Now has pride of place in the living room, complete with Max’s fur and drool. I guess the moral is: no matter how much you spend, pets will always choose chaos (and cardboard). Anyone else’s pet do this? Please tell me I’m not alone in this cosmic joke. #PetLife #DogLogic #Relatable #Pets