My Cat Thinks He's the Landlord

Every morning, my cat sits at the top of the stairs like he’s collecting rent. He weighs maybe six pounds, but the way he glares at me for being late with breakfast, you’d think he was running the whole building. I pay the bills, but apparently, he’s the one in charge of the thermostat, the couch, and every single sunbeam in the apartment. Last night, I tried to claim a corner of the bed. He responded by sprawling out diagonally, leaving me with a sliver of mattress and a face full of tail. I guess I should be grateful he lets me live here at all. Anyone else have a pet who’s convinced they’re the boss? Or is it just me paying rent to a furry overlord? #PetLife #CatBoss #FurryOverlord #Pets