My Cat Thinks My Toes Are Breakfast

Is it just me, or do all cats have a secret morning ritual where they transform into tiny, fluffy foot assassins? Every single day, before my alarm even thinks about going off, my cat launches a full-scale attack on my feet. It’s not even subtle—one minute I’m dreaming, the next I’m getting a surprise pedicure with a side of claws. I swear, she treats my toes like some kind of breakfast buffet. And don’t get me started on the purring—like she’s proud of her work! I’ve tried hiding under the blanket, but apparently, that’s just an extra challenge. Anyone else living with a furry alarm clock that only knows one setting: chaos? Or is my cat just an overachiever in the foot-grooming Olympics? Drop your wildest pet wake-up stories below. Misery loves company, right? #PetProblems #CatLife #MorningChaos #Pets