My Cat Thinks He Pays Rent Now

So apparently, my cat has decided the couch is his personal throne. I left for five minutes—FIVE—and when I came back, he was sprawled out like he owns the place, remote under one paw, giving me that look like, "You lost your spot, human." I tried to nudge him over, but he just stretched and yawned, as if to say, "Go find your own seat." Honestly, I’m starting to think he’s got a secret mortgage on the apartment and I’m just the roommate who pays the bills. Anyone else’s pet act like they’re the landlord? At this point, I’m expecting an eviction notice if I sit in his sunbeam again. Why do we let these tiny, furry tyrants run our lives—and why do we love it so much? #PetLife #CatOwners #FurryBoss #Pets