The Drama: Brought a dairy-free cake to a dinner—no milk, butter, or cheese. Used eggs (because… cake). Friend’s daughter (who avoids dairy) freaked out. Friend insisted eggs = dairy. The Confusion: ✔️ Me: "Dairy = milk products. Eggs are poultry, not udder-ly." ❌ Her: "Dairy = anything animal-sourced." (But honey gets a pass because… bees aren’t cows?) The Fallout: Cake was a hit until the egg revelation. Now I’m the accidental villain of dietary semantics. AITAH? Unintentional, but maybe should’ve double-checked restrictions. Still, eggs ≠ dairy. This feels like a "gluten-free means no bread, right?" moment. #AITAH #DairyDrama #EggGate #FoodFails