My Pets Are Secret Agents of Chaos

I swear my pets have a secret group chat where they plan my daily stress tests. This morning, my parrot and rabbit decided to team up. I left the kitchen for a minute—just long enough to refill my water. When I came back, my rabbit had chewed through the corner of my favorite book (which I hadn't even started yet), and my parrot had knocked my wallet off the counter straight into the water bowl. Now my cash is soggy, my ID is warped, and my book is basically confetti. And before anyone says I should've kept the rabbit in his pen, I did—he somehow Houdini’d his way out. The parrot? She’s always been an agent of chaos. At least the rabbit soaked up some of the water with the book. Silver linings, I guess. Anyone else’s pets form alliances just to keep life interesting? #PetLife #AnimalChaos #PetProblems #Pets