Anyone Else Roommates with a Cat Influencer?

Every morning, my cat demands breakfast like she’s on a tight schedule for a Vogue shoot. She poses in sunbeams, stretches like she’s auditioning for a yoga video, and somehow always manages to look better than me in every photo. I swear, she knows when my phone is out—she’ll strike a pose, then act bored when I try to get a selfie together. Meanwhile, I’m just trying to keep her water bowl clean and my houseplant alive. She’s got more followers on Instagram than I have friends, and the only thing she chases harder than a laser pointer is internet clout. Anyone else living with a four-legged diva who thinks the apartment is her personal runway? Or is it just me, desperately trying to keep up with her influencer lifestyle? #PetLife #CatInfluencer #RoommateProblems #Pets