My Cat Schedules Cuddle Time, Apparently

So I walk in the door, juggling groceries and existential dread, and before I can even kick off my shoes, my cat launches a full-scale affection assault. Zero warning. No time to process the outside world. Just a furry missile headbutting my knee, purring like he’s got a quota to meet. I try to explain that I need five minutes to decompress, but he’s already making biscuits on my lap. Guess who’s in charge here? Not me. The universe may be chaos, but at least my cat’s priorities are clear: cuddles now, everything else later. Honestly, it’s hard to be mad. There’s something weirdly comforting about being needed by a creature whose only job is to nap and judge my life choices. Anyone else’s pet have a sixth sense for when you’re most emotionally vulnerable? Because mine’s basically a tiny, furry therapist with boundary issues. #PetLife #CatCuddles #FurryTherapist #Relatable #HomeLife #Pets