Guys, buckle up—some cats are SO loyal they’ll make your dog look like a flaky side hustle. 😤 1. Siamese Aka "The Dog Cat"—they bond HARD with one human forever. Ditch them? They’ll mope harder than a rejected rom-com lead. 🥺 2. Maine Coon Fierce-looking but secretly soft! They’ll guard you like a tiny lion, even taking down pizza thieves at 3 AM. 🦁🍕 3. Ragdoll Fluffy therapists who’ll let you dress them in sweaters, smush their faces, and still get gentle headboops as payback. 🧶❤️ 4. American Shorthair The “Good Boy” of cats—smarts on fleek. Will bodyblock bullies, console you when you cry, and side-eye your ex. 👊😭👀 5. Devon Rex Basically a cat-sized Golden Retriever. Learn tricks faster than your niece, obey commands like “DAB ON DEM HATERS,” and shed less than your hopes after a bad haircut. ✨🐾 #CatLovers #FurryFriends