Confession: I’ve never lived with a cat. Dogs? Sure. Fish? Had a few. But cats? Zero experience. That changed yesterday when a tiny furball named Mochi decided my lap was her new kingdom. She’s already claimed the best chair, shredded my favorite socks, and stares at me like I’m the world’s slowest butler. I’m convinced she’s plotting something, but every time I try to catch her in the act, she just blinks at me like I’m the weird one. I always thought cat people were exaggerating about the whole ‘being owned by your pet’ thing. Turns out, they were underselling it. Mochi’s got me wrapped around her little paw, and honestly? I’m not even mad. Anyone else get adopted by their pet? Tips for surviving the reign of a tiny, adorable dictator appreciated. #Pets #Cats #CatLife