My cat thinks Christmas is a personal attack

Put up the tree yesterday. Within 2 hours, Princess Whiskers had knocked down 6 ornaments, climbed to the top, and somehow got tinsel wrapped around her like she was auditioning for a very chaotic holiday movie. The look she gave me when I tried to untangle her? Pure betrayal. Like I personally invented Christmas just to ruin her day. Now she's stationed under the tree like a furry little gremlin, plotting her next move. Every ornament that falls gets the slow-blink treatment – you know, that smug cat look that says "I meant to do that." My family keeps asking why half the decorations are on the floor. I've stopped explaining. They wouldn't understand the complex power dynamics between a 8-pound tabby and holiday décor. At this point, I'm just grateful she hasn't figured out how to turn on the lights. Yet. #Pets #Cats #CatLife