My kitten appointed herself CEO of my house

Three weeks ago I adopted a tiny orange fluffball thinking I'd be the responsible pet parent. Plot twist: she's running the entire operation now. She's claimed my favorite chair as her throne, knocked my coffee mug off the table exactly 47 times (yes, I'm counting), and somehow convinced me that 4 AM is prime playtime. My sleep schedule? Demolished. My work-from-home setup? Now includes a furry supervisor who walks across my keyboard during important video calls. The worst part? I'm completely obsessed with her. I've taken 200+ photos in two days and bore my friends with kitten updates hourly. She headbutts my hand for attention and I melt into a puddle of mush. Send help. Or more cat toys. Actually, just the cat toys – I'm clearly beyond saving at this point. #Pets #Cats #kittenlife