Why do pets always know exactly which button not to press? I swear, my cat has a sixth sense for chaos. Last night, I left my laptop open for two minutes. TWO. I come back, and she’s sitting on the keyboard, looking smug, and my screen is upside down. How? Why? It’s like there’s a secret manual all pets get: ‘How to Locate and Press the Most Catastrophic Button in the House.’ Dogs? They’ll find the squeaker in a toy at 3am. Birds? They’ll scream at the precise moment you’re on a work call. But cats? They go for maximum impact with minimal effort. Honestly, I’m convinced my cat’s just waiting for the day she finds the button that launches us into another dimension. Until then, I’ll keep my laptop closed and my sanity on standby. #PetLife #CatProblems #Relatable #Pets