My Cat Thinks 3AM Is Playtime (Help)

Apparently, sleep is optional when you live with a kitten. Meet Mochi: professional nap-ruiner, expert in the midnight zoomies, and my new furry alarm clock. Every night, just as I’m drifting off, Mochi decides it’s time to launch a full-scale attack on my toes. I’ve tried everything—extra playtime, ignoring the chaos, even bribery with treats. Nothing works. Last night, I woke up to find her perched on my chest, staring at me like I owed her rent. She meowed once, then started kneading my face. Cute? Yes. Restful? Absolutely not. One week in, and I’m running on caffeine and cat cuddles. But honestly, I wouldn’t trade these sleepless nights for anything. There’s something weirdly comforting about knowing someone’s always excited to see you—even if it’s at 3AM. Anyone else got a nocturnal pet? How do you survive? #PetLife #CatProblems #SleeplessNights #Pets